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The Mystery of Macky

(on July 6th, I find this on my facebook wall)
Shotaro Makisumi: shum, you’re cute! i can’t quite figure out why i think that, though.

(Bewildered by this comment, I shrug it off and leave it untouched…until today, when I realized that my e-penis can be tremendously enhanced with the help of Liv Tyler and morphthing.com)
Andrew Shum: it’s because a quarter of me is actually liv tyler!
Shotaro Makisumi: wait wait, i’ve heard something about this. what’s the exact relationship?
Andrew Shum: yes, my grandma is liv tyler
Shotaro Makisumi: what the FUCK

(Side-conversation with TK)
Tiffany: you look like a jpop star
Tiffany: liv tyler + you + another you
Andrew: sweet
Andrew: although that says little about my potential to make it big in japan
Andrew: however, the world champion rubiks cube solver
Andrew: thinks I am cute
Tiffany: jump on that shit
Tiffany: :)
Andrew: he’s a guy, I might land on something pointy
Tiffany: rachel: someone has to land on something pointy